Anyone else think these kids act like a bunch of bitches? Seriously... turning down a guaranteed college scholarship and a chance to play D-1 Football because someone thought you went to a fucking BBQ , was trying to be nice and sent you a thank you note?

hope he plays the brown note

Horniest team? The Swiss, you idiot.

Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

Now we now why the damn pool turned green

Well, Lochte might not be a good representative of America, but at least he’s an accurate one.

Pictured: IOC Spokesman

Holy shit. IOC spokesman is really angling for a new job as Sports Information Director for an SEC school.

Why are the cycling articles posted to Fittish? It’s a real sport, not just a hobby for the upper middle class.

“Duck!” at Abraham Lincoln

Why should he walk away from the money the team signed him for?

+1 Bottle of Breastmilk from Kristin.

Michael: “People love J.J. Watt, but they don’t really like J.J. Watt, know what I’m saying?”

Just wish Michael had turned on his brother mid-interview, made mention of his conspicuous lack of rings, and say that’s why Mom named you Martellus and not Marshowus

Huge fan of yours for years on here. This one is glorious.

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

“So you’re saying there’s a chance...” - Manziel, after hearing the news

Sorry, Drew, but I don't care how well you did. I'm not going to trust someone who got handwriting lessons from Christy Brown.

"It's not deliverance, it's DiGiorno, baby!!!"

My goodness, is this beautiful writing.