That’s not a bathing suit - that’s a work of art.

If we get to re-name it American Columbia, then I am all for it.

I’m tall, white, have a nasally voice and can’t dance.

“This Is Hardcore” is a great fucking song, and I would be very impressed to hear someone sing it Karaoke.

“Prove me wrong. You can’t. Suck my balls.”

Communism *is* a party, after all.

How on earth can you owe $150k+ on an Audi S5?!

I think comparing her to Charles Barkley is a bit tough. Do a google images search for “hope solo role model” or “hope solo commercial” and see what comes up. I’ll give you a hint: it’s pretty god damn role model-y.

If you haven’t seen “Infernal Affairs”, do it. Do it now. It’s the film from which “The Departed” was based, and it’s awesome.

ETOPS = Engines Turn, Or Passengers Swim

Cricket is a few hundred years old (at the youngest), has been played by a couple billion people, and has used different-sized pitches its entire history.

I laughed. Ohhh, I shouldn’t have, but I laughed.

Anyone who chooses to name their autobiography “Solo: A Memoir of Hope” is bound to be insufferable.

That’s why I always laugh when people talk about “the free market”. This is what it looks like — corporations will take government money any way they can, and the market rewards them for doing it.

Leicester City don’t know what Leicester City is getting.

Clicks. Goes to hell.

Watch the movie “Step-Brothers”. It’s highly recommended!

I tell you what, my friends — threeve is a number.

What about if it’s the god-damn Catalina wine mixer?

Terribly underrated scene in that movie. Bravo.