Call me an asshole (hi, Mom!) but the first 911 Turbo should have a 4-speed gearbox, not a 5-speed.

What, she has one every nine months?

On account of my lack of circumcision, my office nickname is “The Hooded Cobra”. I’m not making this up...

What about all the asshole players who hold out and don’t report for training camp because they don’t like the contract they voluntarily signed?

This times this.

Ahh, Voyeurrrr!!

I’d pay more to FOX to mute Joe Buck.

I wish that you could use a button (like SAP) to get on-field audio in any sport. I’d love to get on-field audio for the NFL, for instance..

“The Marine Corps — that’s a department of the Navy, right?”

And now for the question you didn’t ask: what’s the Australian military like? Well...

I have always thought that if I ever ran for high office - hell, if I ever ran for public office at all - I would have two platforms.

He’ll clam up for sure.

You’re a reel lightning rod for emotional responses, you know that?

Are you kidding? I’m hooked!

Are you on twitter or anything like that? There’s this whole social media craze going on, you know ;-)

AND THEN?

I bet Andre would know exactly how fast he can jerk off 800 dudes in a conference center.

Vincent, I’m an Aussie and I live in these United States. I own a ‘69 El Camino, but honestly I don’t think GM/Holden (or Ford) Utes would sell particularly well here.

I live in the Hub too, but Montana is the GOAT. Sorry bro!

As someone who absolutely hates the Red Wings, holy shit is Datsyuk an awesome player.