Even my beloved Velocity is heading down the same path.

If only I had a friend named Clark..

Bidet to you, Sir.

Oh fucking snap.

Does anyone make a receptacle that provides a full 2 amps to each USB port? If you know of one, please post it here!

Does anyone make a receptacle that provides a full 2 amps to each USB port? If you know of one, please post it here!

HA HAA!

This is America. Americans, unfortunately, eschew complexity.

Who else sees those Splurge cans and thinks of "Slurm" from Futurama?

Aaaand which time zone?

Did Detroit catch fire and lose power, or just the airport?

GRIP IT AND RIP IT

This is what makes him - to me - so watchable.

So they NFL are "assumed" to have seen it? The NFL "had to have" seen it?

I think "running" is being generous.. but yeah, dick move for sure.

-Twice since 2011, a team has come into Jerry's Alien Ship of Excess and either tied or broken their franchise record for biggest deficit overcome to win a game.

I knew Donald Sterling was at least partially a twat.

Oh fucking snap.

Being married is pretty fucking strategic, if you ask me.

Serious question, why are senior scouts called cross-checkers? Are they cross-checking more junior scouts' work?

Shouldn't that be a gay-annual report? #boomtish