Photo needs to be of a non-threatening black guy. HTH.

"This ice-bucket thing is turning into.. well, a rolling sarcophagus is what."

Lauren Conrad will be my future ex-wife Real Soon Now.

Pete:

Baby Cutlet!

As a huge Olbermann fan, this is great news!

Don't forget turning off your ignition kill switch!

As my old man would say, his best position would be Left Right Out.

In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the commenters have managed to win a few stars here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the Kinja.

"WOULD LOVE A CALL FROM MIANUS"

Turd Ferguson?

A Potemkin reference? On Deadspin? You must be new here!

What bleeds money?

Sprint cars have 900-1200 horsepower, no clutch, brakes only one on axle, four wheels that are all different sizes, and a chassis that isn't anywhere close to straight.

There is a good article covering many of the bases of the firing. One of the more conspicuous things about this decision is its hypocrisy. From the linked article:

Maryland and UNC are two of the flagship programs in Div. I Field Hockey, I would expect $200k salaries for those positions. At Iowa, though, the actual salary was about that. Iowa's program is very good, and one of the most successful women's programs at Iowa.

To be fair to Jerry, it is a misrepresentation. They're not "strippers", they're really "exotic dancers".

That probably buys a lot of crab legs.

Wrong answer, dipshit. He'll be a great guy, someone like Aaron Hernandez.

Whatever you do, don't take a photo with a bukkake background.