I must admit to never realizing that George Michael was involved in all of this.

In Soviet Russia, the news delivers you!

Torana = Tons Of Rust And No Acceleration

Who does Jim Bowden think he is — Tyler Seguin?

"Release her pronto, or we'll level Toronto". So, the former, I guess

"Toronto is the capital of Canada, everyone knows that." —Canadian Bacon

The good thing about the Tuareg language is that it's helpfully named Tamashek.

We could call it by the old name, Upper Volta, but that won't help...

Bo Jackson snapping bats > anyone else

Which jig should I start with? Which is most useful for a n00b?

Bidet to you, Sir!

"It cuts, and it sucks!"

How much pressure does it build? When it gets to its highest pressure, what happens then?

The most egregious thing is he was punished by the NFL for an infraction that occurred when he played for the NCAA.

As a kid, LeBron James played video games. You won't believe what happened next

I have an iPhone 4S and a RAM mount. It's big, it's ugly, but it's the only thing I've ever loved. It works very well.

I have an iPhone 4S and a RAM mount. It's big, it's ugly, but it's the only thing I've ever loved. It works very…

If 513 people liked something I did on Deadspin, I would kill myself and die a happy man.

That's sad but true. It's almost like nothing else matters, amirite?

This is how she explained it to her Mom:

Not to mention shitting all over Joe Buck.