Yikes...really? Now how could two oxen ever be such a bad thing?

Seems like this is an update to the old way VW used to say “fuck you”:

They really otter know better.

Gravy is an aphrodisiac. 

I agree completely we need to quit using these kinds of anti animal phrases.

Here’s how it be

Pixar does some incredible stuff.

If tomorrow the NYT printed a front page, above the fold story that every child in every house must be slain by their parents before sundown to keep the country on the right track, it would STILL have more credibility than zuck.

Brad Goldpaint’s “Transport the Soul” is spectacular and a worthy winner. However, I prefer my epic and awe-inspiring photos to be devoid of actual photographers, so I “adjusted” him out of view.

How roo’d. 

Gizmodo’s real issue with Elon is that he was once on Trump’s advisory team.  Now, he could find a cure for cancer but Gizmodo would still shit on him for ever being afilliated with the Supreme Cheeto.

ζ(s) = Potato 

How does it hold up to dip spit? If you are making it for the armed forces, that little phone is going to be snuggled up next to a lot of Cope Straight. 

It’s got a nipple. Lick that thing.

We know the artist

Now, it says there were some “technical irregularities” that resulted in it sucking up data the agency is not allowed to have

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

Minimalist design is still cool right?