Too soon to be considered artifacts, IMO. There are still WWII survivors alive.

I’ve seen this episode, next!

He needs to make sure his body is never found and autopsied, his lizard DNA would be too powerful in the wrong hands. Probably has a stargate down there.

Murica!

It was probably a mistake, everybody makes them, not really newsworthy. 

Suddenly I am felling very depressed...

People are monsters

GET HIM A NEW BALL YOU MONSTER!

space splooge

Is this what happens when you run out of things to spend gov’t funding on? 

You win the internet today 

Prob more accurate than on earth 

Brace yo self fool!

NOPE lol

Plz Amazon, change the headlights!

Come to CT, we love giving huge companies huge tax deals, only for them to run away after the deals dry up!

depressed? try a k-hole...

Real nice of apple to basically force tumblr to essentially dismantle their business model because of nudity, but this, this is fine.

Dauuuum 25%! puff, puff, puff, pass (to the gov’t)

The Earth is flat, just sweep all the shit off the edge.