The jog/trot + clap combo is a masterpiece.

It’s kind of hard to parry that shot unless your Shawn Bradley. He’d have been lucky to tip it over the bar.

Peter King is a doofus. But don’t pretend Deadspin wouldn’t be up in arms if somebody quoted the Manti Te’o expose without attribution. King is still a dingus either way.

Phil Jackson is just a more urbane Jim Irsay at this point.

Butt Fumble II: A Fleeting Romance

At only three legs, still better than Barkevious Mingo.

probably for the best. there’s no way in hell that mark davis would have owned that team within 2-3 years. somehow adelson and gs would have figured out a way to squeeze him out for pennies. now at least he’ll probably sell and pocket some dough.

the old costanza routine.

I mean... what about the cleanup crews for adult films?

stick [it] to [the] sports [network]

I can see why Drew hates DC people so much... good god. I bet that guy was wearing puka shells too.

God’s car, maybe.

I work at a company with all the snack situations you could imagine. My go to is goldfish. I don’t care if it makes me look like a 3rd grader, they’re amazing!

My mother in law wanted to have a flash mob at my wedding, as she is stuck in 2005 I believe. I made sure that I specifically requested just 1 thing for this shindig, which was no flash mob or choreographed dance. I was a hero to almost everyone who knew of her plan.

I can’t decide of the best part of this is that Dean Spanos will be a tenant of an MLS team, or that the Chargers will be playing in a stadium with a capacity of 27,000.

The only thing worse than parents that talk about their kids constantly are people who get neutered and brag about it.

He’s probably that guy that wears his ‘ship ring everywhere and figures he has a right.

The AFC South won’t get a wild card spot, unless somehow a 9-7 team manages to squeak through. Titans and Texans play week 17 so one of them will be 9-7 at least (if not worse). So AFC South can only have a division winner in the playoffs unless a crazy amount of things happen.

His recruiting missteps set them back a few years, which they are only now recovering from. That and he was a miserable little turd didn’t help.

Talib’s the kind of guy that shows up with a gun to a knife fight, and proceeds to shoot himself. Douglas should be a-ok.