No Washington or Tennessee? Texans color looks more like the old Oilers blue.

stick to sprots

if only it was in a competition that mattered

Rejoice LA, your ginger savior rises from the ashes!

Put this dish brush bull-shit to a poll. The only people that use those are college kids and striped-polo-wearing-glory boys.

All I can imagine is a situation similar to the movie Deer Hunter is going on in the background.

Chicago is just a place to keep the hundreds of thousands of Big 10 grads that don’t actually go on to other cities. Can’t have them spreading out too far.

How about the opposite scenario, where you come to San Francisco and have to go through a hellish gauntlet to even be considered as a new potential roommate? Luckily I didn’t have to do this, but I’ve heard it described as all the worst parts of job interviews & dating combined.

8 weeks

PB&J rolled up in a flour tortilla, bada-bing bada-boom.

How in God’s name is David Luiz still allowed near the backline for any CL-level team? It’s getting embarrassing.

I’m not so sure the hops won’t get him first. Those lofty, citrusy hops.

Tom =

*you’re

We Egyptians have never been humiliated before during our seven thousand years of civilisation.

The dog and the lady are making the same exact face.

Apologize for offending your sense of decency, Mr/Mrs Teetotaler.

Every time I’m hungover and waiting to get on a flight, teleportation is a cruel thought that crosses my mind. Nothing worse than lines, TSA and bumpy turbulence with the grogginess, anxiety and nausea of a hangover.

I’m guessing the NFL could afford a protracted legal bout much easier than NYT could. Also just a threat on future access probably, which honestly wouldn’t affect the Times’ sports coverage all that much anyhow.

Have they heard of Twitter? What functioning website with a well-managed/timed twitter account needs a newsletter? And if I sign up do I get pizza? I’ll sign up if you fedex a slice to SF.