Kevin Hart to do the Chris Rock soundtrack stuff. Kevin Love as the Larry Bird role. Delladova as Mugsy Bogues. Shump does Charles Barkley. Movie set in Cleveland, falls through a sinkhole near his barber shop / hair surgeon. Bill Murray as Bill Murray.

Hopefully he can use his talent of finding people better than himself at a certain job (a la Grantland) and apply that here. Can’t imagine an hour-long show of Simmons on a couch or behind a desk will fair all that well. If he hires on reporters/interviewers that know what they’re doing, has some potential.

Drew... what is up with the angles of your thumbs?

Since 2009 it’s been all bass ackwards. Up until that point, the city was fine but not garnering much attention, but the team was generally solid aside from a few years. Ever since the team has been horrid but the city is on the ups, growing fast and getting a lot of attention. If that wasn’t the case, we’d be a bit…

Actually, he has an issue with his spelling/cursive, as evidence from his school work:

Oh I believe you... I’d expect nothing less from the Redneck Riviera.

Malicious cutting? Hunter’s route tree is literally straight line routes 50 yards down field... couldn’t have been him.

Good god... why not just use Comic Sans guys?

The best are the ones who clearly have no idea that this is a series for all 32 teams and assume Magary is just some vindictive jerk hating on their team/city.

I have a feeling my soon-to-be mother-in-law is going to have this at ours, she has something planned that she won’t tell us. Likely this as her son had that. As the groom, I’m obliged to keep a big dumb smile but inside I’ll be dying just a bit if it happens. I guess whenever the videographer is around I should do…

Good argument for eloping straight into a honeymoon.

Another couple fun facts: Bengie Molina is an Irish twin. Bengie Molina was a body double for the character Vito Spatafora on The Sopranos.

Best/worst mom of all time.

Freshman year of HS a group of friends and I got in a bottle rocket war, like 5 on 5. My team was towards the bottom of the hill so naturally we were pinned down and getting our asses handled —- and taking quite a few direct hits on the arms, legs & chest. So one guy grabbed a big, empty cardboard box to hide behind.…

The one time I sat in a box at an NFL game was in Nashville maybe around 2003/04. A large, cheese pizza from Papa John’s ran $22. I imagine Mr. Christie could easily reach $82k.

Pretzels crushed (even smaller than the smothered pieces you note) are a national treasure when combined with ice cream, caramel, and chocolate.

Hopefully Lloyd can get forward again as she did vs. China, as I don’t think Wambach should/will start, they need someone to help Morgan attack any crosses. Angerer really struggled to command her area vs. France, and looked frighteningly indecisive on any ball into the 6 yard box. Maybe part of it was overcrowding by…

I know a couple who is bringing both sets of parents on their honeymoon. Both. “We are really into family,” they said. I can venture a guess as to what they certainly are not into...

That prison thing is insane / terribly sad.