Marilyn Monroe or Maimonides???

And now we know what Jesus would do.

Never! We have Beyonce, who is the anti-Drake. You know deserves Drake?

Sinatra. You can’t dislike Sinatra either. sigh

Acquired taste just means something is bad until you do it enough that you are used to it.

Her fetishization of suffering is horrifying. It made me think of a new game called “Who Said It? Mother Theresa or Pinhead?”

she was a malicious little gnome.

My recollection is that they were fairly brutal to her in the beginning while still offering recaps and discussing issues covered in the show to hit both audiences.

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; mere anarchy is loosed upon the world... etc., etc.

Are you saying Ridley Scott made the Roman empire more Romantic by portraying genuine Rome-Antiques?

I remember your post about this! I’m so thrilled that your granny is going to be okay. :)

Clearly you don’t live in Houston.

It’s bullshit! Why add 2 cloves of garlic when you could add 8?

Well, I guess this sounds less far-fetched than the Marry Me Chicken, which was just roast chicken with lemon bukkake over it.

Did he tagliatelle me he loves me? If not, I’m alfredo I’ll have to pass.

I would, however, be interested in serving or being served, a piping hot plate of sex pheromones.

assuming you have no more capers to dole out, i’ll take any spare shenanigans you may still have lying about.

Only 2 cloves of garlic? Did Jordan Sargent write this recipe?

Penne Pussy Pasta Passé, Prefer Pesce