Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

Every political party is corrupt. Why do you think there’s something special about the Dems?

Corbin Bleu is a salad dressing. Sasha Clements is a fancy brand of jam.

Them

A. Mann would be fine, too

It’s much easier to cosplay when they have a branded clothing line.

Wait, I’m pretty sure original tagline was:
JEZEBEL
Feminazis • Lesbian Shitasses • Humorless Commentary

Yeah remember 2007 when Jezebel wasn’t a pop culture site? Those sure were the days.

Considering their penchant for young girls, I’m sure the oil was extra virgin.

A Snoop de Ville.

She’s like that old-school classic American beauty... Audrey Hepburn.

Yeah, uh, 99% of them are still Muffies and Buffies and roman numeral guys though. One of my favorites over the years:

It’s been done.

He’s got a social disease? Then send him to a social worker!

I am separating from the man whom many of you know as “Felipe” — the man whom I fell in love with at the end of the EAT PRAY LOVE journey.