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It’s much easier to cosplay when they have a branded clothing line.

Wait, I’m pretty sure original tagline was:
JEZEBEL
Feminazis • Lesbian Shitasses • Humorless Commentary

Yeah remember 2007 when Jezebel wasn’t a pop culture site? Those sure were the days.

Considering their penchant for young girls, I’m sure the oil was extra virgin.

A Snoop de Ville.

She’s like that old-school classic American beauty... Audrey Hepburn.

Yeah, uh, 99% of them are still Muffies and Buffies and roman numeral guys though. One of my favorites over the years:

It’s been done.

He’s got a social disease? Then send him to a social worker!

I am separating from the man whom many of you know as “Felipe” — the man whom I fell in love with at the end of the EAT PRAY LOVE journey.

I feel like my dad should be in those pictures. he grew up in Far Rockaway NY, and loved Nathans. So much so that he would ask me to bring some back to Maryland for him, from the NJ turnpike (when driving home from NYC)...that always grossed me out.

It’s opposite writing. Great writing tells you what happens and lets you infer how people feel. These examples tell you exactly how you should feel and forces you to guess what happened. The writers know they’re only supposed to do one of the two things but they keep guessing incorrectly.

Absolutely. If life named you Lemon...

Now I want to open one with loungers and call it “Lay Down With Dogs”

I hope this won’t be a mark against hot dog restaurants. There’s this great hot dog place in Calgary called Tubby Dog that I feel everyone should try once if they get a chance.

When/if you travel to aus/nz, you’ll have to try fresh ones. :) They’re really delicious when fresh (and not stale and such).