Because they prefer to maul and/or kill the weak and helpless.

2 of them would be better.

"Hey, I didn't know that you could make Pelmeni with grass!"

PATH train station trashcan? No? I'll slink out quietly then.

Probably too busy working on his blog to ever show up in court.

Curtsies, falls down.

What a coincidence! I stumbled upon it trying to buy "Goyland: The Tourist's Guide To Postwar Poland".

Whatever it was, I hope she can put it behind her.

AnastasiaPolicia.com

This is a valid point; like many Americans, I need to break my addiction to corn-fed.

And Kosher, too!

I need better infants.

Also tan and khaki. But it's cheaper to clean up after.

Finally found something to replace "I was a cockteaser for Rooster-Rama" as a conversational gambit.

It's all fun and games until they learn how to use that tire iron.

Not gonna lie, feeling a little confused about my sexuality right now.

Strawn Guyland.

I think you've misspelled "Strawn"

Jeet?

You should try an "Edinburgh Enema" It's a, well, it's an enema. But very earnestly administered.