For some reason, I thought that her name was Ada.

For their ratting ability in re: grain storage or the providing of delicious cat jerky?

Finally, a use for cats.

I think that this study entirely overlooks that portion of the male populace who are almost completely lazy.

I think that this could be it's own subspecies:

Hey, now we can make some Alkynes! Can't wait to double eliminate those two.

Do not look at the Pink Slime-colored helicopters.

They say the same thing about politics; the implications are nothing short of awesome.

I haven't been into drag since I was 14, but if I was, I would wear the shit out of this line.

More love, comin' right up. You too.

At least you'll develop some interesting addictions before you go.

Crap, again with the being born 30 years too late.

Tiger Mom is also peaved.

That's right, buddy - 4 steps back with eyes downcast.

Hope that's no relation to a Cleveland Slip-n-Slide.

Will there be dancing? I certainly hope that there's dancing.

I thought it was only supposed to Cadillacs, Lincolns too, Mercurys and Subarus?

And here I am, thinking I'm about to read about an important boyfriend recall; with repercussions to be expected wherever Chinese boyfriends are marketed.

With that weather, the fucking is probably fucking awful, too.

I think I'll just have a Pousse-cafe.