i need them to name one fucking political spoil i have gotten. name fucking one.

Well I think I agree with that, at least as a gut reaction without having thought it out carefully. To me, since I think there is absolutely nothing at all wrong with abortion in the beginning of a pregnancy, I'd say that there should/could be a period of time in which a man can choose not to be a father. Let's say…

You know what is funny, though...every single year for the rest of his life he is going to need to get multiple forms certified by his doctor stating that he is still blind. Nope, his eyes haven't miraculously regenerated. He will have to do this for jury duty, Social Security, and whole lot of other government…

That video with him drinking all that fucking water will never not be funny. Just timeless.

vasectomy, condom, masturbation, only have sex with women you like and could see yourself raising a child with.

Did the woman provide written consent for the man to ejaculate in the first place?

That was definitely the cherry on the sundae. Southern moms are adept at wielding military-grade guilt. Priceless.

Totally. Especially because it's not even "Oh God, it's my mother." Nope: "Oh God, it's Mom." Every Mom ever just called in. Heh.

Exactly. "I will not HAVE the Junior League thinking I condone these boys yellin' at each other on the TV. I will not have it."

I remember years ago, a woman called into the C-SPAN morning show because she wanted to talk about conditions for injured soldiers at Walter Reed and how she was in Washington and had gone in to see them and was appalled at the state of the hospital. The host asked her some more questions and deduced (correctly) that…

Just coming down here to say this. We seem to crucify beautiful people because they are not allowed to have insecurities, yet if she was up there being like, "I'm not perfect but I am FABULOUSSSSSS" we'd be like, "what an ego-maniac, of course she feels fabulous, look at her, does she have to rub it in?"

I'm more annoyed that this site has to be dismissive and insulting to Scar jo for the sake of a headline, when all she did was answer a terrible question.

I rather enjoy his turn into unabashed weirdo. It's strangely working for him, just like his bromance with Rogen.

See, while I understand the quirky beauty of that it would mess me up so bad because of Sadako and the 1000 Paper Cranes. I'd start crying. It does sound lovely though!

Yum.

She has a point, it is like UVA: a rape probably happened and we probably aren't going to do anything about it.

That fucking Rolling Stone article. The assholes responsible have done so much damage.

Like the NFL making Janay Rice apologize.

Even if only one woman out of 20 is telling the truth, that means he's still a rapist.

I almost wonder if that's her beat: write about something relatively uncontroversial (giant new park complex and some people want space for dogs; hook-up apps are generally understood to be for single people; and so forth) and see if you can get a big argument started in the comments.