I just need everyone to know my teeth generally look like this but the lighting in Vegas is super low. MY TEETH DON'T NEED BLEACHING, JANEMARIE! YOU ARE DISRESPECTFUL AND SHOULD BE FIRED.

If he screws ladies for a living then he's a gigolo or a Republican politician.

They're being bullied.

When your fellow whackadoodlers tell you that you are too whackadoodle... you've got a problem.

Holy god, that was the most canned, rehearsed-sounding speech I've heard in a long while. The tone and cadence were pure Sally Struthers PSA. I kept expecting her to tell us that for just pennies a day, we could ensure that poor Iowa school children would have more than one pair of shoes.

Republican Governor Bobby Jindal was stupid on Twitter, and it's been up for three hours.

I always appreciate how Obama's speeches use the gendered pronouns equally. It's so nice to hear "she" after "small business owner." Such a little thing with such a huge impact.

he was very supportive of trans rights, and made a point that transphobia is currently one of the acceptable social phobias and that needs to change, and then he shamed entertainment mags for their treatment of possibly transitioning bruce jenner.

Sometimes I think Megyn Kelly is actually a liberal trolling Fox viewers.

Breaking Florida News: It is now easier to pose as a board certified lady doctor than a Disney employee.

Speaking as a man, something tells me if this kid posed as a proctologist or a urologist he would have been charged with something...

But isn't that ironic? Don'tcha think?

Against my better judgement, I read every one. All it did was dredge up every awkward teenage interaction I ever had with girls I liked, and now I have a desire to get overwhelmingly drunk.

Yep, that's the woman's equivalent wearing a dorito-stained wifebeater.

Huh. Did not know this was a thing.

"a role model for the aggressively weird among us, a little misshapen beacon of hope for everyone still hoping to find domestic stability with someone whose brand of extreme rumpledness vibes with our own."

Sorry, I had to-