As an administrative assistant, I hope one of the "frickin secretaries" spits in your coffee. Not really, because that's gross and unprofessional, but jesus. God forbid your coworkers seem to like you (god knows why, maybe because you're such a Cool Girl) and want to interact with you. That must be terrible for you.

Yeah, the (male) CEO of my old company shared it on Facebook yesterday and I...liked it? And appreciated that he actually took the time to read and comment on it from his perspective as the male head of a company who wants to do better for his female employees? I'm not seeing a lot to mock.

The only women I'm suspicious of are the ones who claim to be just flummoxed by other women. Poor little old uncomplicated you, having to endure codependency and faux family relationships.

You literally suggested that women in the workplace are co-dependent over-sharers who apparently need validation from you. You, apparently, are an enigma among women. Also... secretaries? Really?

Duuuuude. You pretty much just did say "all ladies in the workplace are annoying, slightly codependent over sharers." I also love my dude-friends and pretty much need my brother-substitutes anywhere I go, but it's not bc I think ladies suck, it's bc I love both dudes and ladies.

Actually, title/image aside...it seems pretty good?

I'm thinking of giving it to my grandma. She's a very good cook, but she hates cooking because she'd rather be doing other things with her time*. If it weren't for money and health reasons, Grandma would only eat at restaurants. She would love to get a bunch of pre-measured ingredients that she could just throw into a…

My sister is a teacher. I have gotten her planners before because they are LIFESAVERS. I know exactly the type she wants, though, because it's the same thing every year, basically. She won't spend the money on a pretty one herself and she deserves a beautiful planner. She is the only person I know, however, that…

She sounds like a class act, but I wouldn't trade my grandma for anybody.

She thought the man would hurt the fish's tummy, and she said, "YOU CANT THROW ROCKS AT PEOPLE!" She pretty much thinks God is the person who controls the weather and that he is the worst because rain is terrible.

My grandma gives me a crisp $100 bill. I would clone her and give you a copy if I could.

My grandmother knew I loved her. She also knew I was an atheist. She was a take no shit lady. We were more alike than different.

I got a Bible for christmas one year. In case "I ever had any questions that needed answers". As if the internet doesn't exist...or that god does.

I'll tell you what I said, "Thank you, but no, thank you, Grandma."

To explain what my second sentence means — for you and any other readers who would prefer to immediately assume, in direct contradiction to what I say immediately afterwards, that I don't believe Jackie's story — I was referring to the fact that so many reactions are along the lines of "I knew it, that wasn't…

And yet, you like musicals now, right? Peter Pan is a children's musical. My 6 and 8 year old will not be inspired by Avenue Q or Book of Moron. But I can tell you they loved Peter Pan and they are already singing the songs today. Why is this a bad thing? You guys all have sticks up your asses, seriously.

No, I'm disappointed because an article that sparked an amazing amount of dialogue and had the potential to foster real change when it comes to the way sexual assaults are handled is now being universally discredited due to shoddy reporting. Real progress was being made and now I feel like this will set the whole…

People lie about having cancer sometimes. Yet whenever someone else says they have cancer, everyone still believes them. It seems like rape is the only instance in which we make victims suffer because of the extreme minority of people who lie about it.

Yeah. It's common for people (including a lot of writers on Gawker Media) to double down and try to defend themselves and rationalize and make excuses to minimize their errors after they make mistakes. Thanks, Anna, for not doing any of that, and for offering a sincere apology instead!

I keep thinking this. I would have liked to hear more of the inconsistencies outlined but the fact that the "the frat did not throw a party that night" doesn't really mean anything. It's a frat house, there's a party every night. Likewise, the fact no member was working at the pool during that time isn't raising a ton…