Seriously. It's all well and good not to care what your "fans" think about you trying to get back your ex. It's fucking unacceptable not to care what your ex thinks about it.

I don't watch AHS, but kudos on the appropriate handling of spoiler alerts.

but not a word is said about a black person killing a white?

Of all of the really stupid comments in the grays that I read because I hate myself, I want to single this one out because I think it's truly a monumental achievement in tone-deafness to imagine that young black men are being more detrimentally affected by sympathetic Deadspin articles than by being MURDERED.

It's gotta be encouraged from the top down, because there have been so many writers here who just lose their shit when someone corrects them, or expresses issues with their ideas (even gently), or suggests that maybe what they wrote just plain didn't work. In fact it's almost easier to talk about the editors* who…

Oh boy. Interesting response.

I never heard anyone go, "Is it going to be Amy Adams or Gabrielle Union?"

Don't be a dick. Should we all just assume that Denton is running some sort of "who can get the most clicks" contest for the day and you needed something to compete with Kara's "Taylor Swift Needs a Black Friend" post? Because that's the only reason I can come up with for why you'd use that hed.

My only impression of Jia is that she is incapable of admitting an error in judgment - so it doesn't surprise me to see her back up Kara.

I hate it so much when Jezebel editors come and defend each other's unpopular opinions by making simpleminded nyah-nyah comments. Rarely does anyone say anything in actual, thoughtful defense of their colleague; it's just all "Fuck our readers, we're never wrong!"

It annoys me when a joke is unsuccessful and someone says "it's obvious people don't know what satire/humor/sarcasm is." When the vast majority of readers either didn't get the joke or didn't find it funny, there are two options: 1) your attempt at satire didn't work this time, or 2) your entire readership is stupid.…

We also live in a world where people bandy about the term satire to make excuse for shitty things they write or say so forgive people for not recognizing it because it's often misused.

Lupita is far too glamorous for the cute life.

I always thought the Jezebel Party Line was that "joking" is not a valid excuse?

I don't really know! I've been a commenter for years, and I try not to be a douche. I probably get into too many arguments with trolls and insult them too much, though. I've politely asked three or four writers to pull me up, but all my comments are still "pending approval." I guess I gotta stop being sassy to…

One time I texted my husband a "sexy" pic when he was out of town and I received a long form text lecture about the dangers of the cloud.

In 2004-2005(?) I occasionally worked as a nude art model. My photographer boyfriend took some photos of me for when they were requested by the professor. When we broke up, he gave me the negatives. (He kept them initially because he could develop them himself if I needed more copies.)

This is funny watching Jezebel calm him out, when the title of their own article is that he "claims" he was raped. How about a fucking title that does not imply he is lying or that they do not believe the victim. How about " Shia Labeouf was raped at an art performance"