Hot take Boris. Don’t forget to kill moose and squirrel!

congrats to the knuckle draggers who didn’t understand this comment

Players can represent their country only, apparently, if they’re willing to represent the version of the country in which U.S. Soccer is most interested in selling.

Haven’t we all seen this movie already? Like five times.

Describing Trump accurately is bashing Trump.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

you sound like the neighbor everybody fucking hates

I was (and still am) an ardent Bernie supporter. I REALLY wanted him and his vision in the White House. But it didn’t work out and no amount of pissing and moaning is going to change it.

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

That’s the Michigan “M”, not the Maryland “M”, morons.

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

So, basically, “our boys are dumb and we don’t want to confuse them with mixed messages like ‘sometimes it’s ok to be aggressive towards women, like in a consensual, non-sexual environment like a sports field where everyone is playing a game together.’ This would be too much of a cognitive burden for them. Also,…

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

And on the “American Outrage” meter, this revolting display has only earned 0.0001 Kaepernicks.