Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.

If you’re a cranky old white man, you can say that we need to make America great again, because there are all these minorities and women asking for special (read: equal) treatment. Obviously America isn’t great for YOU. You used to be top dog, king shit, and you could get away with anything! Nowadays when you yell…

Snark all you want about Thicke, this is an important case for musicians everywhere.

Trump is a shoe lift wearing, girdle clad, spray painted, amphetamine addled pansy, an obnoxious con artist and unworthy of even being considered human. His “campaign” is the USA’s most humiliating political moment ever and his pathetic fanboys give our entire nation a bad name.

Oh fuck me running. Thieving Slovenian bitch. As a writer, I got no pity. I trust plagiarism is the same internationally. She’s the same fucking breed of grifter as her owner.

Most don't make the time they spent with writers a fucking bragging point. It took her and a week of experts over 40 hours to put out a short plagiarized speech. Which implies there is nothing good to say about trump.

I didn’t forget how educated I am. That’s why I can understand what is going on and that there is a problem with police brutality and systemic racism while you just run around spouting out like the typical boot-licking cop-apologizing pile of dog shit you truly are.

Although the cannibalism may seem severe, it is thankfully brief. In other species, the female will slowly suck the life out of her partner over a period of decades. This process is commonly referred to as marriage.

The catcher came to the baseline to talk shit. Fuck him - he asked for it.

I said it a month ago and I still feel this way today: they were losing me as a viewer throughout the final few episodes of last season, and the finale was the final straw. I am no longer a Walking Dead viewer.

If that car had been dropped into a controlled environment, like a diving pool, with clear water that was room temperature, it would still be next to impossible for a person without equipment and little or no training in underwater ops to rescue anyone, and in fact would be quite dangerous to themselves. I can’t see…

Search and rescue diver in Arkansas.. We do not dive at night period that's just asking to get hurt, a line cut or tangled in something. Sad yes, but most departments are on the same sop.

Perhaps I haven’t searched hard enough, but I don’t think anyone is saying they deserved to die because they ran from cops. They died because they made a mistake. You can’t blame the officers for not risking their lives to save theirs. Police have an obligation to do whatever they can within reasonable limits, but…

Want to bring up to everyone that this is in Florida, in a murky pond, at night, right after a big water-disturbing commotion.

You’re assuming that if Steph had 50 shots he’d make his last 26 at the same rate he did the first 24.

It is going to really awkward for Ryan Giggs when he wakes to find Mourinho’s head in his bed and a bloodied Paul Scholes rocking in the corner while repeating “I did it for you Giggsy, I did it for you...”

Well the tournament’s kind of boring right now so I’ll feed the troll.

I made a burner for this. No one knows this story except me, my husband and our healthcare providers. I had an abortion of a baby I wanted more than anything, ever. I loved her so much.

I’m a rather long term Jalopnik reader, but she does have a point. It can work in specific cities. I’ve experienced them myself. The cities become more pleasant, more liveable that way. However, it’s a pipe dream to even imagine it’s implementable everywhere. Extreme sprawl, hills, extreme temperatures, all of them…

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