Knocking, I assume, because he can’t reach the doorbell.

I’m paraphrasing, but it was basically: “The NFL is pretty top-heavy, and I don’t mean like Christina Hendricks,” referencing how there’s a pretty big gap between the top 7 teams and the rest of the league.

so,

To be fair, this seems far less egregious. Didn’t run nearly as far out, broke up a scoring chance, and it took a lightning bolt on a full volley to burn him. Unless there’s some soccer nuance I’m missing this looks like an arguably good play (if a bit aggressive) that just happened to backfire.

I think an Amazon warrior woman credibly speculating about beating up a serial woman-beater is like one of the best feuds ever.

Gawker sites have, as much as anyone in the sane portion of the country, pimped the Hillary Clinton email non-scandal.

You’re 32 and this is how you react to folks on the internet?

Shut the fuck up, Palin.

Orlando > Tampa, any day of the week.

Thanks, Nick! This was actually one of the more difficult polls to rig that I’ve done. The primary reason being that I had no idea how many times I should vote and if it was actually working. I’m glad you guys are better sports than the folks at SB Nation.

As a graduate of this fine(?) institution, I can contribute a few more fun facts about the (formerly Golden) Knights of UCF:

I honestly feel sorry for the people that are so paranoid, terrified, and have so little self confidence that they must ABSOLUTELY carry a weapon.

“They are still stunned that this is how it has all gone down,”

I am a 60-year-old white male heterosexual native Texan. How in the hell can you be a Republican voter? Seriously. If I can see these sumbitches for who they are, anyone can.

I will fight this duck you speak of.

Ronda was all out of bubblegum

How much money did ESPN and Kansas University make while watching Joel Embiid play himself to the point of serious injury?

She was just interviewed on the Edmonton Rock station the Bear. She gives no fucks and offers no apologies.

Sweet Tea Vodka > Hot Damn > Fireball.

I really hope Jack Warner has an Onion article to dispute this. The truth must be heard.