They are the dudes who can walk into a job interview hungover and wearing mismatching shoes, and walk out owning the company. It’s not right, but you can’t even be mad at it.

I’m the minority millenial that couldn’t give a shit about a dealerships social presence. If they want a sale they’ll respond to emails and have pictures on their website.

Does the author really think the CBA defines relations between the league and its member teams? Kind of stunning ignorance there.

The maximum fine allowable under the current CBA is $500,000, yet the league docked the Patriots $1 million, the biggest team fine in NFL history. Why? Because the NFL does whatever it wants.

It’s very easy for us to have an opinion: the pilot is an asshat who should be disciplined for acting like a piece of shit towards a customer. End of story.

The thing that strikes me is that Bill seems to want to do everything except that which he is best at and which ESPN seems most interested in having him do, which is writing. By Simmons’ own admission, they haven’t been able to monetize the podcast, and no one watches the TV show. Based on his output over the past…

I’ll admit that woman made a pretty stupid statement, and the state of the American educational system is fucked, but goddamn, I’m tickled pink to read a comment from a German who, without a trace of irony or self-awareness, states that he wants someone arrested for saying what she thinks. Great shit, man. Thanks for…

SURELY THE JOURNALISM GODS CHORTLED MIGHTILY

It’s up to law enforcement to decide who is speeding and who is not. Move right or stay right except to pass is all that is of concern here. They only person more of a complete waste of space than the drunk camaro guy is the brake checking work truck clogging up the fast lane. He needs those ladders shoved up his dumb…

Pickup truck driver being a jerk. Camaro driver being an even bigger jerk. Truck driver just doing his job.

He’s gotta be looking at at least a four game suspension for this. Possibly more if a video surfaces.

They’re based in Cleveland.

I’ve never been that impressed by the Veyron for some reason, I wonder why...

Tim Duncan’s the best. He’s a million years old, puts up 29 and 10, saves the game with a great play, and looks as excited as somebody who just found out they have to replace their furnace.

Dear Warriors,

"When Somalis see girls in sports on TV, they see women wearing barely anything. They want to see women covered," Mohamed said. "If they saw a Muslim woman covered on TV playing sports, the story would be different. They would say, I want that for my sister and for my daughter. They would say, she has her faith and…

That looked like a win for the Timbers coach to me. Flipped the tissue, said "Scoreboard bitch", and walked away leaving the Dallas coach looking like a little kid....

Porter absolutely takes the W here! You can’t lose the game, and your cool, and get “scoreboard, bitch”-ed, and call yourself a winner.

I'm a big proponent for letting the market decide, but when it comes to underrepresented minorities, that's not particularly fair.

Back during the Jim Crow laws, there were numerous cases of small towns with only a single shop or market in them. Those markets would refuse service to black people, meaning that black…