I noticed that too.  God he’s so easy to dislike.

I’m just going to start reposting my last response to these “What’s wrong with the Rays?” articles:

Made a similar comment and totally agree.  As currently constructed, there doesn’t appear to be an endpoint beyond the safety/conflict/repeat cycle they’ve established too many times.  Your idea of a crossover integrating a FTWD cure or somesuch might be the answer but that needs to come sooner rather than later.

This conundrum is one of the reasons I stopped watching TWD: given the rotating cast members, there is no discernible payoff waiting at the end of years of misery. No doubt they can spin some faintly positive ending with survivors banding together in a functional society, but that’s very meh and something we’ve…

I have been keenly watching the slow-motion trainwreck that is Brexit and it’s just so insufferably stupid, and even worse is that it’s so predictably stupid.

Ah, misdirection with the irrelevant question. I like your style, mate.

Watch Messi beginning with that initial, lovely, almost inch-perfect cross to Vidal, and you’ll see that not a single Sevilla player marks his run into the box.

If this is your elevator pitch, take my money.

Naaaaaaah. Don’t get me wrong I understand if the Carlton’s not for everyone in that it’s a bespoilered cheap saloon with a big turbo lump and theatrical Darth Vader looks (although I happen to love it), but there’s no universe in which the Hammer is better than the E39 M5.

Haha no. If you’re after the “ripped bouncer in a suit” look instead of the Carlton’s delightful early-90s bespoilered silliness, there’s no universe in which the Hammer is preferable to the E39 M5 (which, I remind you, is technically a 90s sedan).

Yeah I watched the clip and while Cox seemed to dog it against the Bears, he looked like he was trying and didn’t stand a chance against the Saints.

I’m not mad about it either, but the whole affair exposes him as the pathetically incompetent skinflint that he is. I’m sure there’s a shortage of dedicated food service staff at the White House due to the shutdown, but coordinating a decent meal for ~100 people is really not that difficult. All he had to do was task…

As the father of a child I agree with you.  Why, exactly, should I give a shit if junior’s school just goes straight into the educational agenda for the day?  Other countries seem to manage just fine.  What a snowflake.

This shit is not rocket science. If you’re a Floridian in the coveted 18-49 demographic are you going to:

CP3's contract will be the worst in the league as soon as next season.  A 6' point guard with short arms, limited athleticism, and a long history of injuries?  Totally immovable.

Yeah I’m right there with ya. I don’t even like Corbyn and I’m not really seeing a problem here. “Stupid woman” (or “stupid man”, had it been a man) is just so more succinct and less clumsy than “stupid human being”. Chill out people.

What I wouldn’t give for a Youtube video of this sequence.

I hope the cops’ message sinks in, because teenage drivers really are terrible. It’d be one thing if it was just inexperience (that comes with time, of course), but too many have that idiotic sense of invulnerability.

Everything about this article was delightful, and that opening line in particular was fantastic.