Not that I don’t appreciate the satire, but the real answer is: who the fuck cares what a former model-cum-escort-cum-trophy-wife thinks given her total lack of activism for any meaningful cause, despite having one of the most high-profile platforms in the world?

Duterte’s a piece of shit and his support is predicated on the Filipino equivalent of low-information voters. I’m bemused by his defenders here; paid trolls or simpleminded idiots?

Yeah I’m with you. I can make out the B29 silhouette even in the shitty resolution version of the poster.

I said it elsewhere and I’ll say it again: this Cohen boob is the real-life embodiment of Ted, the hapless sadsack hospital lawyer from Scrubs, and apparently is just as incompetent. The only difference is Michael hasn’t lost his hair yet. His dignity, on the other hand...

I few weeks ago I realized Michael Cohen is the real-life embodiment of Ted, the sad-sack lawyer from Scrubs, and now I can never unsee the resemblance. Give Ted a full head of hair and they are the same person, right down to the overmatched mouthbreathing expression on their faces. Look:

Bend It Like Beckham is a great movie, and often sold short as a cutesy girl power movie. I have Indian friends, and the conflicts of assimilation it presents are legitimate, life-altering power struggles for some of them.

I would be curious to see the rationale for cross-posting eSport articles over to Deadspin. Absent any data, I am skeptical that the Deadspin readership as a whole is interested in the gaming leagues, and yet this stuff is on the DS front page every day.

Neat little car. A trifle big-arsed for my tastes and my thought is that anything retro should have switches—not touchscreens—inside. Also: who can provide meaningful insight on all that unsprung weight? That would not help its handling, as I understand it.

Are iPhones fully waterproof yet? If they’re not, someone please call me when it happens.

I gave up on reading the filing after the third or fourth reference to crabs feasting on the various bodies. Did anyone make it far enough to summarize what, if any, evidence exists to suggest Jose wasn’t at the wheel?

Prescient response, given it was the net’s support rails that ultimately did the poor kid in.

Speaking as a Chelsea fan: fuck Chelsea fans. We’re a bunch of assholes and our owner is a piece of shit with more skeletons in his closet than Carlos the Jackal.

If anyone wishes to tell Molly Alvey, the coach in question here, what a piece of shit she is you can find her contact page here:

Many of us, and our children and grandchildren, have ridden the ride with complete confidence as to its safety.

This is awesome. If baseball did this all the time, I might actually watch it. Eh, probably not, but it’s still pretty cool. It reminds me of MTV’s Rock & Jock.

I definitely feel your pain on the closure of the CL personals. I never found any deep, meaningful relationships from CL but it was a great tool for finding like-minded people who enjoyed the lifestyle I partake (partook?) in. As both a poster and replier on CL personals, I wish I knew where lifestyle folks will…

This is a real shame, and I mean that seriously. The Craigslist for my town never had any apparent sex trafficking going on at all. The women who posted in the personals section here were just a bunch of libidinous housewives and other insatiable ladies who weren’t professionals. Now where am I supposed to go to find…

God i hope you’re right. LBJ passing out of the block as a 40-year-old with grey in his hair and nearly averaging a triple-double would be ridiculously awesome. Sign me up.

Agreed. He is a presumed HoFer, but that doesn’t mean he couldn’t have been so much more. In my eyes, if he gets in, it’s only barely so.

“You people want a culture war, but the culture isn’t on your side.”