If you need a quick laugh, take the time to go to the owner’s club for sale listings. You’ll find gems like:

I totally agree with you. His 3PT% will come back down to earth, but otherwise this is the same Corey Brewer since his days back at UF: run like a deer, use his length to disrupt passing lanes, and cut to the basket at every possible opportunity. He can’t create on offense, but he can finish at the rim and will rarely…

Can’t tell for certain from these pictures, but the collapsed bridge doesn’t appear to include the cable-staying that would be critical for its non-failure. Artist rendering here:

I’m in the same boat over here... I want to move from the 2 car garage we have now to something with 4 full bays plus a workshop area. My only real solution (aside from our semi-useless realtor) has been to set up Zillow alerts for homes fitting our bedroom/bathroom needs, then checking to see if new listings can have…

Look at those ugly losers. Master race? Get real.

Much like Trump’s tax return, I’m not holding my breath on actually seeing this face-to-face materialize.

I think I’ve said it elsewhere on Kinja, but I will repeat my prediction: the GOP has completely fucked its long-term prospects in Florida, and within the next two presidential election cycles it will no longer be a swing state but solidly Democratic. The quick explanation: the oldest baby boomers are already dying,…

And he finishes through contact with the left hand. Lucky nutmeg or not, that is an amazing play.

Not quite so achingly beautiful as the larger V90 Inscription, but still a very lovely longroof. 9/10, would hit it.

I am shocked to learn that a sexual harrasser, blackmailer, and closet homosexual is a member of the Republican party. Shocked, I say!

The GOP has fucked itself in Florida: they do not have long-term viability in the Sunshine State. GOP-leaning, Faux News-watching, Trump-fellating Boomer retirees are solidly past 65 and rarely in the best of health. Hurricane Maria has spurred an influx of Puerto Ricans to the state; if you believe Puerto Ricans were…

Ha, that comment was good for a laugh and literally nothing else.

My thoughts exactly. It just wouldn’t be possible to not make noise barring some sort of extreme isolation. That said, it is an interesting premise and this looks pretty damn scary indeed.

Please just fucking stop with this idiotic bullshit. eSports are not sports—while competitive, they require no athletic ability—and should not be in the Olympics. Similarly: eSports participants are not required to be athletic, ergo are not athletes, and should not be considered as such.

Kristin Bell is so attractive it’s downright rude to anyone sharing a screen with her.

Fuck Neymar. He bailed on FCB to go play in the beer leagues, which means being a showoff dick is like me clowning on U12s and then getting pissy when it doesn’t all go my way.

Whoa, I never thought of this but that is a really good point. Maybe my dreams of a mint ‘59 Eldorado droptop aren’t total pipe dreams!

So on the housing bubble note, do you reckon it’s going to burst and we’ll see prices come back down to earth? I figure it has to cool off at least a little.

Her left eye does not match her right eye, and now I can’t unsee it. For any normal mortal I wouldn’t care or comment, but she is both morally repugnant and has also had more surgery than my salary could ever cover so looks are fair game.

Not to be dismissive of the effort you put into that reply, but are you sure I’m the person you meant to respond to? All I did was explain the (apparently much-too-subtle) #notallmen joke that was made.