bitemekinja
bitemekinja
bitemekinja

Who knew Mary had such voluminous blouse bunnies?

Glad to have some validation. The wife and I never bothered with all that high-falutin’ sterilizing nonsense: a quick rinse with hot water and dish soap (or maaaaybe through the dishwasher) was all we ever did. Not that we want him sick, but jeez kids used to grow up in caves so we figured he’d manage.

I miss Bubbalou’s and Orlando as a whole (I live in St. Pete now)... If it weren’t for the beaches—salt water is my thing—I’d be back there in a heartbeat. It’s much more vibrant than out here, God’s Waiting Room.

You’re right about UCF/USF being huge and forgotten, and UF/FSU being the recognized universities... But c’mon brother: Orlando is so much better than Tampa.

Hahaha, nonsensical indeed. But man, we used to get so annihilated at Wackadoo’s between classes. Thank god for on-campus alcohol.

I’ve always preferred Bubbalou’s just a bit south down Alafaya.

So 100% accurate. What year did you escape? I got out in 2005, and thought it would never happen!

Yep, it’s very true! UCF ‘05 here... The school is a bureaucratic mess, but holy hell is it a great party school with some of the most amazing tail you’ll ever see in your life. The student union did (and may still) have a fucking bar in it. We used to so ridiculously loaded between classes.

Evoluent’s latest vertical mouse, the VerticalMouse 4, is great: multi-functional and actually ergonomic, unlike the bullshit claims made by other manufacturers. Its design keeps your forearm from twisting, and it truly takes very little time to get used to. They’re up to three programmable buttons now—two near the

Evoluent’s latest vertical mouse, the VerticalMouse 4, is great: multi-functional and actually ergonomic, unlike the

I’m the male half, and I would fare soooooo much better than my wife at everything if one of us were to die. And I mean absolutely everything: I pay all the bills. I arrange all the necessary childcare. I read the books at bedtime. I sign off on the homework and go to Meet The Teacher Night for school. I sign him up

Smart women, right here.

Is there any weather app in existence specifically for marine forecasts? I’d love to have one that can tell me the local sea conditions, wind direction, water temp, etc. If tides and currents could be bundled in for one stop boating I’d be very happy indeed.

Mmmm, my wife has made both lumpia and pancit within the last two weeks. Pancit is good but seems to come out a little dry for my tastes... Know of any sauce or somesuch to moisten it up?

Not only did he yank Junior the right way, but he did it without letting the little twerp’s scrawny, sweaty arm slip out of his grasp. Those wiry little 7 year olds can have deceptively slimey leverage sometimes. Dad strength FTW.

It makes complete, total, and utter logical sense... And yet it’s still &#$ing crazy.

You feminist idiots just don’t understand: it’s perfectly harmless to use lethal firearms in such a cavalier, friendly manner. Weak female minds should treat weapons as serious tools of death at all times, and only us males are capable of using them for advanced-level non-killing purposes.

Clearly not everyone’s favorite president, but to the 9/11 Truthers: I submit that this bamboozled look is not that of a criminal mastermind who planned such an atrocity. Please admit as much.

Others have said it, but it’s worth repeating: he’s terrible on TV. Absolutely, completely awful, so they better have a better reason than on-camera ability to bring him on.

I didn’t time my E39 purchase quite right: I bought mine in 2006, 4 years used at that point, and so paid a pretty damn good penny for it. But hey, now that it’s in my possession I have the peace of mind that it’s been babied by me for half its mileage (still has only 42,000 on the odo) and 3/4 of its age. Another

Is that Pirlo’s kid? How much passionate Italian swarthy-pirate-cum-dad sex does that kid have to listen to through the walls of their opulent Italian villa situated amongst fertile Tuscan vineyards? O/U is 4.5 hours per night. No wonder he has the 100-yard stare.