I run with a diverse group of friends. The younger, douchier set are always, annoyingly calling for Fireball shots like it’s ambrosia. It’s all I can do not to roll my eyes and order another grown-up drink while they’re high-fiving like frat boys.

I had one of these as a teen: a barely-used bright red Z34 with the bigger mill. I always thought it looked pretty good, but it was a whale and unreliable. Good factory speakers though, and a trunk large enough for multiple bodies.

“For the right car...”

I love that you don’t see a value in it even though you have no idea how it works, just like auto dealer GMs!

Ha, fair enough man! I wish you the best climbing the corporate ladder.

You make an important distinction in the motivation behind a social media presence, but what difference does it really make? When I buy a car, I really don’t care what their brand is as long they don’t have a file half-a-mile long with the Better Business Bureau. Beyond that, just sell me the car I want, that you…

You really see a ROI for dealers on social media? I don’t.

...But it’s not free advertising, per se: they have to pay someone to do it, and that pay is not necessarily justifiable.

This, exactly, a million times over. I’m not a sportswriter nor do anything sports-related for a living, nor am I any more than a casual NFL fan.

God what a bunch of annoying douchebags. If I were their boss and saw this, I’d start looking for ways to justifiably get rid of them.

Gorgeous woman, but then I have a soft spot for Filipinas.

Shot trap, no?

I have to essentially agree with you. The only thing Simmons does to interest me is write, which he barely does these days. I actively avoid any audio/video stuff by him, because I find his smug affectations waaaaay too annoying in-person.

Our kid eats pretty healthy: fruits all the time, veggies reasonably well, etc.

Stop being an annoying pedant. The rest of us adults know what boats are in the context of the question asked, and what you’re suggesting is not it.

Moon landing? Exaggerate much?

Cuban’s right: NCAA games are ugly to watch. I tried to sit through the title game and just couldn’t finish it. It was so painful watching them trade sloppy, pointless possessions marked by a bunch of standing around followed by terrible shots that I had to turn it off.

Hahaha, back from a long weekend and this is the pathetic response you came up with during that time? Print your lesson on a piece of paper so I can wipe my ass with it, because that's all it's worth you sanctimonious blowhard.

Hey, a real QB would’ve iced the game long before it got that close. How many Super Bowls did Montana lose from the sideline?

Green Bay, actually! Seriously though: if Pete Carrol doesn’t brainfart that ending, Tommy Boy’s batting a mere .500 in the biggest game of all, and winless since the D carried him to 3. What a choke artist!