In B4 the oft obligatory Jalopnik “this is assault with a deadly weapon and if it had happened in my state I would’ve pulled out my 9mm and ended that fuckers life right there” comment.

Crap, you’re supposed to turn it off? No wonder Al Gore’s mad at me.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

I want a “Catching Dick” T-shirt now

Just tell them they’re not that attractive and you don’t know who let them talk. Maybe if they were hotter you would listen to their opinions.

I always thought the joke was that she was lying. The bat-gadget was a grappling hook with winch, which he used for both of them. The winch stopped because it couldn’t handle their combined weight, which wasn’t its intended purpose.

I just like her. It is so refreshing to hear someone say “I weigh 160 pounds.” It’s something that should NOT matter at all. But, as someone who is also around that, it’s nice to hear and see that it’s normal.

Don’t follow Spider-Man comics, loved the 90s cartoon as a kid and love the character (and therefore even the lesser good movies) and have played a TON of the games.

I felt like I was a chipmunk.

Alright: So there’s a reason you don’t drive onto someone’s rear bumper coming out of the turn. It takes the air off of their spoiler, to remedy which they can a) understeer, which means contact with the outside wall b) keep their line, which she did, and which did not end well because there was suddenly less traction…

Wait, you were a gal pretending to be a dude on the Internet? Are you a unicorn who farts rainbows too?

Back in the day, I was often told that with my big 80s perm-curly red hair and similar features that I bore a resemblance to Tawny Kitaen from the Whitesnake video. So one night some girlfriends and I were out at a club and these guys were buying us drinks because they had somehow been led to believe that I was the…

It’ll be real awkward for China to crap the bed so bad that a Pan South Eastern Pacific coalition materializes cause they’ve managed to disregard the sovereignty or maritime access of the sea to Vietnam, Taiwan, Korea, Japan, Malaysia, Indonesia, Philippines and Singapore. So not only do you piss of all those nations…

But Kat is an American, indeed a Texan (The America of America). And is no longer stuck doing weekends (I have no idea if weekend writing is a bad deal).

Is this really about the truck? ‘cause it seems to me those boards deserve a lifetime achievement award.

My grandmothers both wanted a stake in my name when I was born, so they suggested a name combo, ala Renesmee.

Is that bitch’s name actually Lilith? How fitting.

My version of this story is that I’m getting married in 4 months and my fiance’s mom decided, after we set our date, that she is getting married before us, specific date still TBA.

Mr. Ferret and I are planning to do a small civil ceremony with a few close friends/family in attendance, then go out and have a nice dinner afterward. No traditional reception. If the older sister only did this because her younger sister was engaged and she wanted to “beat her,” that’s pretty weird. But I don’t see…