So fresh and so clean-clean.

Well it's pretty empty since we're all at our respective homes but we're doing basically that on an email thread.

Having a good amount of skydiving experience let me clarify some points:
The instructor deployed the student's reserve parachute, which is designed to be more stable and reliable than the main parachute. This gave them the best chance of opening without any malfunctions.

Be sincere first. You might not have sex as often, but when you do it will be real for both or all of you.

You need to start setting some boundaries with mother.

Who in their right mind would want a white Miata with a gold interior?

Is it just me, or do way too many of this week's stories involve mozzarella sticks?

Haha! This reminds me of the time I was a kid (like 13) dating another kid, and we saw each other at the lake where we swam in the summer. I was trying to break up with him but he kept ducking under the water so he couldn't hear me. This is the grown-up version of my story.

So, weirdly enough, I actually am currently dating one of my ex's ex-girlfriends, though not Jane. After my ex and I broke up, she reached out to me because she'd heard through the grapevine about the situation, and we started talking and became friends and then, eventually, more than friends. It's weirdly novel-like.…

Thank you guys so much...

At first I was all

I drove down to visit my BF for a long weekend. We were going to the beach, so I had a ton of stuff with me. The morning of my last day, I'm using his laptop, and I see a folder of cat photos on his desktop, so I take a look. In addition to cat pics, though, are a few photos of him looking very cozy with another…

I'm so glad you dodged that bullet, wow!

2 days before Valentine's day, we're sitting at our local bar and somehow get onto a conversation that basically goes like this "you make me miserable." "omg! you make me miserable too!" "want to go to Red Lobster? I have a gift certificate." "YES." Then we went to Red Lobster for our 'breakup dinner' and ordered the…

Its like they don't think we'll compare notes?

I was in Large European City, for a class I was taking with a bunch of other undergraduates from my Small Canadian College. We were living together in a skinny four-story flat. With me was the boy I had lost my virginity to and was subsequently half-heartedly dating: nice enough, almost funny, terrible in bed (though…

NOT your proudest moment?! How.

My most bonkers breakup story is when I broke up with my ex-fiance years ago. We were high school sweethearts and he proposed to me my freshman year of college. Everything was blissful until one day as we were trying to decide how to break it to my parents (my mom hated him and insisted on calling him "that boy") when…

Dearest MoGlo,