Damon asked the test driver to slow down, and he replied, "We can't stop, it's too dangerous, we've got to slow down first."

I caught Musk talking to another reporter before going for a ride, and he mentioned driving modes. Currently, there's Normal and Sport. But Musk wants to add another designation: Insane. "I'm serious," Musk says. I don't think he's overstating things.

Makes the meatball sandwich sign look rookie by comparison.

Just carry some hand sanitizer with you and use it every time you use a keypad.

My thoughts exactly, get your sanitizer ready!

Drive politely. Don't pretend like you own the road.

Here ya go.

Looks like the Brazilian team to me

...a clue that she was driving a terrible car.

We just did.

Just what I thought.

Is this Jalopnik's version of Deadspin's Funbag? Because this desperately need to be Jalopnik's version of Deadspin's Funbag.

This one actually made me chuckle

I know that others think of Houdini as a magician but he rarely if ever actually did magic. As an escape artists however his act and bravado deserves his reputation.

I'm sure your much more informed than I, but I don't really think Houdini's reputation was based on sleight of hand. He was a hardworking and impressive showman specializing in escapes and willing to take on new and different challenges (movies and airplanes come to mind). That's one of the reasons most folks—other…

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Seems reasonable. Which seems very Canadian.

If you're in Canada, what laws are you worried about? ... You're legally allowed to run one.

Test driving a customer car to test the navigation, and taking it home for the weekend, are not the same.

Probably his last shred of dignity.