Holding my breath underwater for a long period of time was one of my biggest childhood ambitions! Four minutes is insaaaane. I probably hit 15 seconds and thought that was an accomplishment. May have to attempt this again for old times sake the next time I'm in a pool!!

I ate a shoelace and it came out of my ass tied. I shit you knot.

Probably a good mat, not commenting on that at all, but I "love" how all of their demo pictures are women standing at sinks and ovens.

Probably a good mat, not commenting on that at all, but I "love" how all of their demo pictures are women standing…

Greatest. Soundtrack. Ever.

We need some sort of a system. For example:
10 hoots = 1 darn
10 darns = 1 damn
10 damns = 1 rat's ass
10 rat's asses = 1 crap
10 craps = 1 shit
10 shits = 1 fuck
10 fucks = 1 fucking shit
10 fucking shits = 1 clusterfuck
10 clusterfucks = 1 Jesus tap-dancing Christ
Anything beyond this point becomes a multiple of previous…

The only people wrong in this debate are those that have made up their mind. There are so many possibilities here that not even most "racecar drivers'' are actually thinking of everything.

I envy you.

Cool, this is one of my few gripes with Android. I'll try it when I get home.

It's so bad!

You're tripping over your hindsight. Obviously, the pilot could've waited until he'd blown the plane up to ask for the commandos to storm the plane, but of course if that was the SOP by then the passengers would have been scattered all over the Midwest. And I'd really rather pilots concentrate on flying the plane,…

Don't forget the Jalopnik sticker.

Second paragraph friend.

Have you ever worked on a car? This isn't a wrench, it's a bolt rounder.

tool

Isn't ONE adjustable wrench already different sizes? :)

Adjustable wrenches of differing sizes

I dunno, if you need someone to drive very slowly, an auto journalist is a great choice.

This is why the Nationwide insurance commercial that is talking about safe drivers pisses me off when it cites braking for squirrels among safe driving habits. A safe driver should not be braking for squirrels in many conditions. Low speed residential street with no traffic at all around, ok, fine, brake for…

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