1. Live somewhere with a garage.

I'm certainly more well-adjusted than you seem to be. This has lost its entertainment value for me.

I like that you still think after all this time that I'm using my actual picture.

I'm sorry, what? You're flailing so hard, you're embarrassing yourself. I don't need to wave my dick around on the internet in search of some sort of approval from anonymous masses like you seem to be driven to. What kind of sad, pathetic life must you live that you are so hateful of someone because they're talented…

Gramps, you're failing hard. Quit while you're ahead.

Did you not see the video evidence I posted? If not, you're fucking blind. If you don't know how to work it out, click on that big triangle, grandpa.

Is that literally all you have?

Joel's actually insanely talented and he has a tendency to shit on DJs that think they're amazing.

When I'm head of a pack of drivers on a two lane highway going up a blind crest I use my hazards to indicate that there's a car heading the opposite direction so they don't pass.

Didn't even bother reading the article. Nice price at anywhere under 20k.

This doesn't surprise me, because these cities all have narrow streets, and awful congestion, and tons of cars. Whereas if you look at the best cities, you'll notice that it's all a bunch of rural areas with no traffic: Fort Collins, Colorado. Brownsville, Texas. Boise, Idaho. I mean, come on. If you lose control of…

Unfortunately this "unforgivable, different viewpoint" just so happens to be pretty similar to opposing interracial marriage. It's not 1:1, but it's close enough to get called a bigot.

I think it would be easier for the dealership than it was for this guy.

Not as good as Clickhole.

It does sound a lot like Vocaloid, and it very well could be.

I saw one in traffic the other day and was momentarily blinded and nearly got into an accident. I should sue Nissan for allowing this monstrosity to exist.

I'll concede the R32's ass but these tail lights are the reason the R34 is utterly unacceptable.

No need:

The fizz is strong.

Also good to remember is that if you have a temporary donut spare, DON'T PUT IT ON THE FRONT WHEELS, especially if your car is FWD.