Reading comprehension. He has it.

TIL reporting on the launch of a new vehicle = advertising.

Bad voice acting =/= bad story

What's the most practical car you can buy?

Find a car made from the same materials, with the same hybrid system, for less money. I'll wait.

I'd buy and drive the shit out of that Hearse.

There are Porsches in this. I thought EA/Need for Speed had exclusive rights to Porsche for another year or so. Unless they did what Forza did and are using RUFs.

Also the term "stance" doesn't just mean hellaflush or retarded camber. Every car has a stance, whether it's aggressive, dignified, whatever.

Why? They have some genuinely great photography on the site. Who gives a shit if it's not your taste, someone else loves it.

Fixed that for you.

HEY MAN

I laughed pretty hard at this one.

Pleeease do. Too much crazy. Just let me jetpack the fuck out this place first.

Best line?

NO CLUTCH

Can we get a gif of Bugs Bunny sawing Idaho off? Because I hate this place.

Is this one going to have over $60 in DLC like Forza 5 did? Because boy howdy I love to feel like I'm buying a game twice to get everything.

Doug I love your videos but your audio mixing gives me a headache. I have to crank up the speakers to hear you talk and then WHAM I'm assaulted by a wall of deafening royalty-free music.

I hate R34s mainly because they're seen as more desirable than my favorite, the R33. That's good for me though, because that means R33s will remain reasonably priced.

Yusss Barracuda. In Plum Crazy purple.