Service dogs would be entering the establishment with their owner.

I'll be honest, the more I see Toyobarus, the less I like them. I dunno why, they just don't look as good as they used to.

Notice the distinct absence of the letter O.

Why the fuck can nobody spell VOLKSWAGEN right? It's even more heinous in this case as it's fucking WRITTEN ON THE TAILGATE FOR YOU

The video and the gif were in sync by some miracle. It was oddly, extremely satisfying.

Sounds like you've got all the butthurt.

Which means he's either ignorant or he has HIV!

I'm gonna blame Bush for starting the whole fucking thing in the first place.

You have ultimately resigned yourself to buying regular shitty plastic ping-pong balls for the remainder of your life.

I have never before seen such an energetic advert for a dimmer switch in my life.

I bet you're fun at parties.

Shame it's on Xbox One.

Forever and ever.

Let me know when you get to 16-bit...because this was the soundtrack to my childhood right here.

"Sneak peak"? I think you mean stealth mountain. https://twitter.com/StealthMountai…

But there IS such a thing as too much Macaulay Culkin.

I'm inclined to believe that's not a Z-95 Headhunter - unless this film features a character by the name of Booster Terrik, who modified his Z-95 to have X-wing style S-foils.

I love how when it starts, it coughs a couple of times and then SATAN'S INFINITE COSMIC GROWL comes pouring out of that beautiful exhaust.

ZONDA R. DISCUSSION OVER.

TIL that I'm a whole fat guy.