Ruin porn AND hot hatch porn? This is my happy place.

>FWD naturally aspirated boringmobile

>sheeple

The panel gap between the wing and the door...this must be Super Replicas back at it again!

For the record I drive a GTI. It also has a hatch.

Ask literally anyone in the States.

I won't post mine because I am embarrassed to still be using XP.

You are a man after my own heart. Want to sell it?

He drove the best looking Volvo of all time, the one he bought new, 3 million miles without a major incident. This isn't about whether he's jalop, this is about a man's love and devotion to his car. That's what's special about it, and that is what makes him the most jalop of us all.

First car I ever owned, a 1993 Altima GXE - this was taken after it was wrecked and repaired in my friend's backyard with a 40 year old welder and some spraypaint:

How is that not jalop?

They are the same, here's one I spotted locally with an appropriate vanity plate: "S2PDFST"

Considering Ferrari isn't even nice enough to let you take your FXX home...

Agreed, but let me play devil's advocate for a second...

If I am correct, and this is for all the Americans, the first one is a Mitsubishi FTO.

Interesting to note, because of the sheer amount of downforce this thing produces, it is actually just slightly slower than the normal F1. More stable, yes, but slower.

Tell me about it. More often than not it's the idiot in the 15 year old Camry going 5 under in the left lane with their hazards on.

I...I'm not sure how to respond to that. Are you asking if I'm going to keep my 1997 Volkswagen GTI with 183,800 miles on it past the warranty period?

I saw one of these monstrosities earlier today. It was at a stop light, far enough behind the car in front of it that I could have easily parallel parked my mk3 GTI between them with room to spare. Also, she apparently had issues with keeping her foot on the brake, as she kept inching forward and stopping abruptly for…