I think in profile it kind of looks like an R34 GTR.

I think that's a bit of a sweeping generalization. For instance, none of the guys in the local VW club have stupid herrafrush stickers or anything like that. Most of them are VW related, like stickers for Waterfest or something similar.

I'm starting to see what you mean. Would you lump the Torino into that as well, then?

Interesting that you chose the Challenger over the Torino for that point, then.

Dragon somewhere in this general vicinity.

RE: "Round headlights don't work on a square body"

I pulled up to a red light with one of these bad boys on it the other day, intending to continue straight on. Shortly after stopping, some douche canoe flies up behind me, right indicator flashing, skids to a stop, and lays on his horn as if he expected me to move.

He spent the entirety of the light cycle honking at…

I've got three stickers on my 16 year old Golf. One denotes membership in a local VW group. One is a zombie head. And one is from my favorite local coffee joint.

Does this make me an asshole? Maybe if I had an obnoxious metal Jesus fish or one of those terrible white rectangles with three or four lines of block letter…

In F1, losing a quarter second from your pit time is pretty fucking insane. And what's the last motorsport you saw that wasn't measured in tenths of seconds? Hell, even TG does it. Racing is about speed, and fractions of a second can make or break you on the track.

Crime is a job, though. And according to this article, it pays quite handsomely.

I honestly think every driver should have to take a skills test every time their license needs renewing. Set a nationwide standard of maybe 5 years and mandate testing to renew, regardless of age. This prevents the ageist argument.

I was going to say, I have always wanted an S2K but I don't want to be associated with asshats like this...

Easy, Zonda R. Prepare to change your pants around the :10 mark.

Light blue Mk1 Rabbit...Diesel! It was a pile of shit, and this is coming from a VAG fanboy.

THAT'S why it looks like a hatchback! Being a United Statesian, this is the closest we get to that kind of thing.

It looks like they took a hatchback and just made it bigger. It might not look too bad as a hatchback, actually, rather than the stupid crossover thing it is. Just kind of looks like an Accent took some Weight Gain 4000.

I don't care about identity theft because I already have terrible credit. What is the thief going to do, pay my bills?

Interestingly enough, VW pulled a terrible prank today with a photo of the Nardo and called it LeVanto, and then made it a diesel hybrid.

Don't fucking ban it, luddite scum. It's better for the driver. You can see vital information in your periphery, like speed and GPS.

It's got Rolls-Royce butt going on.