This shirt was created to celebrate my achievement.

What about punching bears in the face? Because I've done that, too. Hippie.

I detest most adults that feel the need to classify themselves as anything more than a fan of metal music. Being a fan of metal? That's cool. Being a "metalhead"? That's queer territory.

+1 for getting the point.

I just get really mad when fat, ugly misogynists blame feminism for all of their problems. It's like Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh had a three-way with Bill O'Reilly and birthed something unspeakably horrifying.

The butthurt is strong with this one.

Apples and oranges. When was the last time you caught a Dr. Who or Blues Brothers reference in Dora the Explorer? The show was made specifically so parents could enjoy it with their children.

Hi there. I work for the forestry service. Specifically, I cut down trees for a living. I have a full, lush beard. I've inadvertently ingested nearly every fluid that comes out of various automobiles. I smoke heavily, drink straight liquor, and swear like a sailor on shore leave.

Ugh what a bag of shit. Terrible choice of truck, too.

I know this feel all too well. I'm 23 and making payments on my mk3 GTI. :C

I had to.

I only had enough to give $6.50.

I wanna be the machine.

Where's the massive wing?

But considering Mercury's diminutive size (only about 30% larger than our Moon) it's pretty significant.

I can't wait until this car comes out. Not because I'm excited for it - I really don't like 'Vettes - I'm just sick of hearing about it.

If you're going to do it, do it the right way. My plans:

HIDEOUS. REPULSIVE.

This is really not very impressive. It actually looks kind of terrible.

I don't lump people that I don't know into groups of people I dislike.