The first time I drove stick(about three weeks go) I instantly felt like I was a gorram racecar driver.

Batshit Arabs do it in Accords all the time, but they call it hagwalah.

I don't think the structural integrity of my face can take much more of this incredibly heavy palming.

Solution: stop drinking sugar-free energy drinks. :I

While I haven't yet read the rant in question, the title alone makes this appropriate.

Of all of the XT's that I've seen(two, maybe three), this is easily the best looking.

First it was my stepdad's Accord.

Really? I'd kill for an FD.

That's a really high bridge.

Dylan Leff. He's a friend of a friend in Orange County. He's on Flickr as mojocoggo. I highly recommend you check his work out.

If you need a gimmicky gadget that's 20% smaller in size than its three predecessors which you probably already have, you're a horrible person.

Are people REALLY so stupid that they'll spend money on a smaller version of something they likely already own? Apple buyers are such massive fucking tools.

This may be heresy, but does anyone else think it looks like a less classy Evoque?

My local Toyota dealership completely ignored me when I came in looking at an FRS. I went across the street to the Hyundai dealership and before I could get out of my car I was greeted by a friendly salesperson. That kind of thing makes a huge difference.

I already wanted an E30 M3. This just makes me want to take one off-roading in the Alps.

Ford Falcon, Holden Ute, bring back Alfa, Citroen and Renault.

That's the best name ever.

No self-respecting human, let alone a thief, would want to be seen in a Scion. Best theft deterrent, then? Drive a Scion. :D

If I could facepalm any harder it would signal the apocalypse.

I hate myself for liking this.