Giving me shit when I asked them to use full synthetic in my beat-up Altima. My car may look like shit, but it's not going to run like shit. Put synthetic in, asshole.

No, the BRZ doesn't need a turbo.

Hear, hear!

WTF NISSAN? I read about the BRZ competitor, but holy shit WHY is it FF? THAT'S NOT HOW YOU COMPETE. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

"Anti-Destination League" has to be one of the coolest sounding things ever.

I wholly believe that there is some kind of national BMW owners' club, and the first rule is to never use your turn signal. The second rule is to tailgate at all times.

Jeez, there seems to be a lot of "I'm in the right lane, time to make a left turn across traffic" in Russia.

Oh man, I don't care if the jump is dangerous/unnecessary. It's fucking awesome. That Saab! Oh my god!

1. Juke

How do you handle all of the hate that people have been directing at you since GK2? (For the record, I've always thought you are brilliant)

Cars are prohibitively expensive in 'Nam. Remember the TG Vietnam special? They were each given boxes full of money and couldn't buy cars.

How irresponsible of these people to drift on public thoroughfares. It's all fun and games until someone flips and loses an arm.

So THAT'S what my Altima would look like if I ramped it. Keen.

>implying everyone uses a mac

Fact of the matter is, Chrome is the quickest and least bloated of the current browser lineup. Firefox works for a few hours, but then it hogs all my resources. I won't use Safari. Or Opera. Or, god forbid, Explorer.

At the risk of my girlfriend becoming very suspicious of what I'm doing, that's why I do almost everything (at least everything important) in Incognito Mode. Because it doesn't gather or save any data.

Chrome is awesome. Just download the Kotaku Fix extension.

That's repulsive.

What the hell is this abomination? Does that exist? Is that a real thing? Or is it just a really bad photoshop job?

Yeah it does. Why isn't this a thing?