Well, it's only really bad up north, but nobody goes there because Klansmen.

I'd give anything just to sit in a GTR and make engine sounds with my mouth.

Idaho. Anywhere in Idaho. Crime rates are low, gas is relatively inexpensive, taxes aren't horrible, and emissions regulations are pretty lax. There's not a lot of terrible traffic, most of the drivers know what they're doing, and there are some amazing backcountry roads. As long as you're not spending too much time…

Just hearing the word "Zonda" gives me the fizz. Hearing that exhaust note made me have a crisis. Multiple times.

Border Patrol has Raptors? SIGN ME UP

Fox Mustangs FTW! This should be the HotD.

Portland, OR.

In my state? I'd have to say a Matador. I've only seen one, and I still fondly remember that day..

I love that his first reaction is not pants-shitting terror, but to take a picture.

Come on, be at least a LITTLE creative? I believe in you, champ.

>assuming I'm fat because it's easy

No, I'm just saying, if you're going to attempt to insult someone, at least be creative.

This video has EVERYTHING 7 year old boys' dreams are made of. Monster truck? Check. Big-ass plane? Check. Motherfucking EXPLOSIONS? GODDAMN CHECK.

I was told that Mike Hunt is a rather cunning linguist.

No, all I saw was a sad, lonely man attacking an eccentric millionaire because he's fat - pretty much the easiest thing to ridicule someone for. Pick something else, like his lazy moneymaking or his stupid "FAST N FURIOUS" cut used in the video. Don't just call him fat.

The 10,000 pound supercar challenge? Sure.

Did you miss the part where he's hanging out with Kimi goddamn Raikkonen? One of the legends of F1? Or are you too absorbed with playing first-grader and insulting him because he's fat?

Heartclicked.

Methinks someone had life kick him in the nuts at an early age. WHO THE FUCK WOULDN'T WANT A FULL SIZE INFLATABLE TANK?!

For the slow-mo scenes through Carrousel they slowed the timer down appropriately. Not saying it's a legit laptime, but at least they tried to make it look that way.