You’re arguing with a ghost and refuting ridiculous points that no one is making, hoping that this somehow negates the sound logic people are actually pointing out to you.

Can you imagine those dudes’ redtube bookmarks? :(

No one knows more about what it takes to make a lifelong commitment work than a 22-year-old with an engagement ring from a frat guy named Brett.

As a guy who was passive-aggresively ultimatumed, consented, and then did a take-backsies a few weeks later, I deeply wish I could forward this to my ex, two years ago.

Um.. We know WAY more than that. That phon-screenshot season outline spoiler that leaked appears to be 100% true based on all of this and all the other spoilers/leaks from set that have happened since.

I guess it’s better not to acknowledge it and I do regret reading it too as it takes all the fun out of…

Being a black citizen is conceding to live as potential collateral for the crimes of all other black people.

Best part of that first gif is the dude inexplicably holding a fan in the background.

You are the very worst representation of A) women B) mothers C) advocates of women and mothers. Congratulations.

I locked down a 2 BR/2 BA about 35 minutes away from Manhattan in deep flatbush (Newkirk station) for $2,400. It I can’t believe I was hesitating on pulling the trigger... Thanks, Jezebel!

Never forget.

Oh please. I’m not for selfie-shaming or dismissing these girls as vapid or worthless, buuut let’s not pretend like this wasn’t a move to turn the media tide in their favor in the face of people laughing at them on the internet. Which is fine. I applaud it, but no: this is not a defense of the value of the Greek…

I spent an entire “sassy brunch” with a bunch of female co-workers friends rolling my eyes to the point of locked-in syndrome as one of the girls felt like her boyfriend watching porn was a red flag of their relationship. That X-Tube link she’d found had lead to like hours and hours of discussion and tears and fights…

That’s just patently untrue and sounds like someone who doesn’t know what they’re talking about. I made $4,000 LESS a month in Manhattan.

I can’t judge this perspective/story without the salary to be honest. As a current writer/editor/copywriter/preditor/whatever-pay-my-rent-and-i’ll-make-your-SEO-numbers-feel-good, I need that figure.

This one’s a deep cut. I wasn’t emotionally abusive, but after being in a horribly toxic relationship with someone, I carried a lot of baggage in my subsequent relationship. Relationship #1, was all drama (and all the heat/spontaneity/fun that comes with that). She only fought with gloves off, so even a ridiculous…

It’s really a bummer that no one has figured out who she is for some form of cummupance on her twitter that ineviably lists “full-time mother” as her primary occupation.

The thing is, he probably is, which makes it all the more hilarious.

“Dar? Can you come help me with these groceries?
“One second, honey. I’m tweeting important insight about race!”

It must be great to be able to get offended by putting words in other people’s mouths and then get off on smelling your own farts of righteousness.