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“I created a character, a scary—kind of a Jason kind of character,” he explained. “Looking at what the establishment is afraid of, a scary Joker-like character who’s like the boogeyman under their bed.”

“..because the internet demands a sacrifice...”

I’m going to choose to believe you are choosing to be thick about this. Yes, you have to subscribe to see someone’s instagram/twitter... Point? You have to do the same to read the first-hand account of Donald Trump’s tweets. How often do people just go “well, don’t follow him” when his posts are shared on sites all

That’s completely ridiculous. If somebody pulls out their crotch on the bus and you go “hey, maybe don’t pull out your crotch on the bus” are you slut shaming them? Yes, the photo has the thinnest of black bars in order to pass through censors, but it’s still in bad taste. Especially considering how young her audience

Oh. How did you find this site? Did your grandchildren give you an iPad for Christmas?

Ew... Do you like, garden and stuff? The Future:

Did you not go to high school? The “oops, wrong text, LOL” thing is as old as razor phones. “Katey’s BF is such a cheater, I feel so bad for her, oops, omg, sorry Katey!!!” That was definitely meant for the husband. She’s literally describing her features to him. No one would text that part to a friend.

P.S. Not just Roxanne Gay. Roxanne Gay is not the only politically-appropriate writer to read. there are other (way, way, WAAAAY) better writers of color with or without vaginas out there.

No, by the rule of the law, it absolutely does make them terrorists. The fact that you can only picture terrorism as “brown and/or Muslim people are activating” is exactly the problem here. You’re not calling for minimized or more rationale answer—you’re calling for a specific kind of profiling. “Wait, they’re white

How is it to treat them the wrong way? That is the definition of domestic terrorism. Terrorism is not a word limited to efficiently-coordinated and thought out attacks. Terrorism can be stupid, idiotic, and having clearly been thought of in the back of a Walmart parking lot. The fact that when white people do it is

Yeah, this isn’t cute. I mean, are they cartoonishly stupid? Yes. Have 2/3s of them fingered a cousin or two? Undoubtedly. But considering that arabic people get insulted in public and harassed across this country for the presumption that they’re terrorist and that black people, sorry, black children, get shot while

International terrorist organization.... NOT a summer camp? Waah?

You’re arguing with a ghost and refuting ridiculous points that no one is making, hoping that this somehow negates the sound logic people are actually pointing out to you.

Can you imagine those dudes’ redtube bookmarks? :(

No one knows more about what it takes to make a lifelong commitment work than a 22-year-old with an engagement ring from a frat guy named Brett.

As a guy who was passive-aggresively ultimatumed, consented, and then did a take-backsies a few weeks later, I deeply wish I could forward this to my ex, two years ago.

Being a black citizen is conceding to live as potential collateral for the crimes of all other black people.

Best part of that first gif is the dude inexplicably holding a fan in the background.

You are the very worst representation of A) women B) mothers C) advocates of women and mothers. Congratulations.

I locked down a 2 BR/2 BA about 35 minutes away from Manhattan in deep flatbush (Newkirk station) for $2,400. It I can’t believe I was hesitating on pulling the trigger... Thanks, Jezebel!