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Bitch Pudding
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Never forget.

Oh please. I’m not for selfie-shaming or dismissing these girls as vapid or worthless, buuut let’s not pretend like this wasn’t a move to turn the media tide in their favor in the face of people laughing at them on the internet. Which is fine. I applaud it, but no: this is not a defense of the value of the Greek

I spent an entire “sassy brunch” with a bunch of female co-workers friends rolling my eyes to the point of locked-in syndrome as one of the girls felt like her boyfriend watching porn was a red flag of their relationship. That X-Tube link she’d found had lead to like hours and hours of discussion and tears and fights

That’s just patently untrue and sounds like someone who doesn’t know what they’re talking about. I made $4,000 LESS a month in Manhattan.

I can’t judge this perspective/story without the salary to be honest. As a current writer/editor/copywriter/preditor/whatever-pay-my-rent-and-i’ll-make-your-SEO-numbers-feel-good, I need that figure.

This one’s a deep cut. I wasn’t emotionally abusive, but after being in a horribly toxic relationship with someone, I carried a lot of baggage in my subsequent relationship. Relationship #1, was all drama (and all the heat/spontaneity/fun that comes with that). She only fought with gloves off, so even a ridiculous

It’s really a bummer that no one has figured out who she is for some form of cummupance on her twitter that ineviably lists “full-time mother” as her primary occupation.

The thing is, he probably is, which makes it all the more hilarious.

“Dar? Can you come help me with these groceries?
“One second, honey. I’m tweeting important insight about race!”

It must be great to be able to get offended by putting words in other people’s mouths and then get off on smelling your own farts of righteousness.

Well, you’re stopping it one internet comment at a time.

Another poster (‘begandchoose’) already answered you far more eloquently and with a lot more patience than I can muster.

Still not Elder-sanctioned “punishment gang rape.” You’re comparing rape culture to “dystopian/ Game of Thrones” rape and tilting your head at those pointing out the difference like a confused dog; it’s ridiculous.

Not legally isntitutionalized and enforced as a means of reprimand, no. On that count it’s very much O.

You get what a code of conduct is, right? It’s the same reason a minister is frowned upon when he’s found hooking up with 19-year-olds on Craigslist.

Yeah, like, why doesn’t she take the compliment? They’d probably still fuck her if she wasn’t such a bitch too?

You WATCH IT.

I’m getting a kick out of these and it’s an education in football, but if you guys ever more to hockey and target the Habs, so help me God, I’ll destroy the entire Gawker network.

The short of it is: you don’t.