I'm right there with you. People don't have opinions anymore; they have hashtags hanging from the edge of their Pinterest boards of social awareness. Which wouldn't be so bad if said opinions weren't so, pardon my high valyrian, fucking basic most of the time.

Are we supposed to be outraged?

"mansplainy"

Ten bucks says that her real name is "Jane Williams" or something. Kayla Oxenham came after her first binging of fantasy books. Another ten says she's drawn her own family sigil at some point.

That was... less fun of a story to share than you think.

I didn't click on the Amazon link...

You're doing *it wrong.

B-but Not All Men, right, Chris D'Elia?

...Jesus fucking Christ, dude.

No.

Yeah, "devil's advocating" rape is a pretty firm line for me. Me and my whacky close-mindedness, I know.

i haven't read most of the comments, but the ones i have deal with points of procedure and process. it's hardly defending the guy.

I had to come to Jezebel for some much needed comments section outrage because over at Gawker, my usual, whatever, stomping ground, people are defending this guy out the wazoo and I can't deal with that.

Most likely to grow up to drown in it?

You thought that was deep, didn't you?

I really want to see the prince charming that started this. He better be Andrew Garfield. (That's my definition of guy good-looking.)

I know everyone loves to recognize themselves in every news piece, ever, but clearly she knows what she is doing. This is literally a contract based sugar daddy/HPOA relationship. It has very little with the emotionally controlling relationship you're painting.

I don't know their names/cities/giant jewelry providers but the one one the bed at the 1/3 mark kills it. Yes. More please. That was glorious.

The internet has a tendency to extrapolate their preferred "issue du jour" on cases like these, appropriating them as a reflection of their own plight. If he was black, the topic of conversation would be the system of inequalities that lead to people expressing themselves in this way and the pass he would be getting…

Seriously. That dude is a prick through and through. From his smug face, to his chunky girlfriend chiming in, everything about him deserves a punch in the face.