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I and my family are “cheeky” people. Plump, round cheeks. Faces like cherubs. We make the cutest babies. Removing my cheeks feels like denying my people. Also, I look 10 years younger with my cheeks.

Curtis was fantastic in that movie, but yeah, kind of a bonkers choice to nominate her and not Stephanie Hsu.

Anyway time to rewatch Everything Everywhere All at Once for the dozenth time.

I absolutely agree with what you’re saying... but, well, it’s the Golden Globes.

Awards are political just as much as they are based on merit, and the push for Curtis is a legacy nomination for a legendary actress that has never had an Oscar nomination. The same reason why Pacino won for Scent of a Woman over Denzel’s Malcolm X. It’s what it is.

I guess the market has spoken. So, what - are we suggesting some kind of regulation here? Didn’t think that was in the GOP’s vocabulary. Kinda weird how Republicans have gone from “The business of America is business” to whatever the hell this is.

Isn’t it funny how they’re all for “unfettered capitalism” until capitalism starts selling something they don’t like?

Retrumplicans seem unaware that sex toys available at Target and similar places is exactly what they claim to want: the market making a move. No one puts something on their shelf not expecting it to find a buyer.

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Typical Republican. She just wants to stop us all reaching our full potential.

I feel like this sentence actually stole information from my mind.

nonsense speak is always my red flag for a bs-person/business. 

It’s like staring into infinity isn’t it?

Yup. I feel dumber just having read it. As in, things I used to think I knew about language constructs? ... they are gone now.

“Through a disruptive way of thinking, we develop customized strategies for you to maximize value creation.”

I think it’s because the “genius” label is used as cover for powerful men behaving like assholes, something no woman, no matter how talented and powerful, is allowed to do in the same way.

So if we’ve learned anything from this nightmare.... it’s that we really need more Good LGBTQ+ People with a “Sit your ass down” attitude in schools, ‘cause that’s what really stops a bad guy with a gun.

This particularly stung because Sunday was Trans Remembrance Day. 

Kyleena stopped my periods and improved my entire life immensely. I never realized how awful my periods really were until they ceased.

Have you talked to your ob/gyn about your cramps and relevance to IUD? Cramps are caused by the uterus and cervix contracting to expel the uterine lining. With a hormonal IUD (Mirena, Skyla, etc.) you get a super low does of progesterone, which eventually eliminates periods completely for many users.

I love this show so much, because I am old enough to appreciate that this is how I should have behaved. I would was far too in my own head in college, too scared... too afraid... too much anxiety at that age, and I feel like this is captures how I would approach college now (knowing what I know now) - not giving a