Did I say that I was drinking Diet Coke at the gym? Please, of course not. That’s ridiculous!

Woo, an article for us water bottle-hoarding obsessives. I have a shelf stocked with a lifetime supply of decade-old Contigo Madison water bottles. It’s the best bottle I’ll ever own, and I plan to die with them.

I would actually be fine with him admitting he had no idea who she was when they met (entirely possible! many people have very narrow awareness of the world, especially D-grade pro athletes), but that comment about men being the catch was what threw me off. What a fucking dumb thing to say, even if you somehow believe…

I think it’s generally the case that when men gush about their wives and how they tricked someone so much better than them into marrying them, it's par-for-the-course self-effacing geniality.

I feel like most partners who admire one another always say the *other* one is the catch. I mean maybe it’s just false modesty, but at least it’s polite.

One day a movie maker will come up with a movie that features a male college professor *not* sleeping or being tempted to sleep with a student. One day. But that day is not today.

I was lucky(?) to catch this film at the Zurich Film Festival while I was on vacation in September. Borgli was in attendance, and was very hyped on his creation. While I find this review poorly written and(obviously) edited, I will agree that it was somewhat disappointing. The visuals and acting are on point, but it…

And I literally just got ungreyed here like a week ago. Damn.

Don’t get mad that you’re stuck behind the sanitation truck

I thought the same thing, but then I asked myself "why are they trying so hard to stop voters if it truly doesn't count?" The "our votes don't count" mentality is the rumor that spreads like wildfire. I wonder who pushes that idea into our brain space.

Hey Jez - can we try not to put the spoilers in the photo / headline of the recap please?? I usually catch the episode the day after it airs, on Hulu, so it would be nice to be able to scroll by the article without it spoiling the show for me.

“Why pay for the medical bills and education of children who won’t join the workforce for twenty years?”

It's a white guy.

Who is it?

It’s not that any of that is incorrect, it’s just that it’s also true that Donald merely glomed on to existing movements within the party, capitalized on them and took the credit. The whole party is rotten.

Exactly, how the fuck is this possible? I’d love for Legal Eagle or another attorney to explain to me how this shit isn’t obviously as backwards as it sounds

I love the Virginia Gadsden flag plates; it lets me know the driver is an idiot and to keep my distance.

Churches and religious organizations need to be taxed IMMEDIATELY. This is such a violation of their non-profit status.

We don’t hear much about the poverty these quiver-full families live in. It’s no wonder a teenager is relieved to finally have enough food to eat.

“House Republicans blamed depleted social security funds on abortion reducing the “supply” (vomit) of future workers.”