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So press conferences are super romantic I guess?

A pedicure, just like a massage, it feels physically good for many people. At the places I have gone to, they do more than just cut, file and paint the nails, but actually apply scrubs and lotions, and massage the foot and calf area, which feels great. So, it is like a mini massage. I enjoy massages, but have

I get a pedicure a couple times a year, not because I can’t do it but because to me it feels good, and it is a different experience than doing it myself. It is like many other things in life, I could cook all my meals at home, but sometimes I want a different experience (food I can’t cook, a different atmosphere, just

We are looking at getting one of those, is there one you would rrecommend? I am a little nervous it won’t work because we have a touch faucet, but am willing to try and figure it out because I really want a dishwasher

Years ago I was moving in with a boyfriend and they first picked up his stuff before bringing the moving truck to my place for my stuff. On their way I got a call from him saying that he didn’t think there would be room for my stuff because the truck was already full. Turns out they had packed everything as a single

I really love your reviews. I am also amused by how very different people feel about the boxes and their preferences. I don’t regularly wear make-up, so I love the PopSugar boxes because they include other items. I bought a six month subscription on Black Friday, so each box has only cost me ~$24, and I have luckily

Those bookends are amazing. Also, we registered for a bunch of traditional things, like kitchen items, but we also added random things like lawn games, and a stripper sloth shower curtain. The first gift bought from our registry was a croquet set, which amuses me greatly.

I feel like I may evangelize at times too, but it has been so convenient. We had actually started registering at Macys, and were easily able to import all of those into Zola, which was very handy. Plus, I love that you can add your own descriptions to items. I joked that one I wrote sounded a bit like a J. Peterman

I am so thrilled with this feature because it is also collecting addresses for us. We did email save the dates and about half of our invites will be by email (for our aunts, uncles and parents’ friends we are sending actual invites in the mail), so I don’t have everyone’s addresses, but Zola has made it easier to

Wait, you can have a hedgehog as a pet? How does that happen? Are they hypoallergenic? What type of care do they need (space, food, etc)? Cause that kind of sounds like an awesome pet.

Foundation. My skin is very red, and the shade varies depending on: heat, amount of activity, embarrassment, just for shits and giggles. I get my make-up done and they somehow find the perfect shade, I buy it, take it home and try to recreate. My face looks off, and since I have dry skin, I feel like it is super

Way before Vera Bradley became the it thing for college girls (at my Mid-Atlantic private college too at least) my mom bought my aunt a purse that was yellow with chickens on it, and I thought it was the ugliest thing ever. Every time I saw a group of girls with those purses in college I thought of that. I have 3 vera

That is my favorite things about my mom, more than once she has made some comment about being a Muslim, and I explain he isn't but what would be so bad about that, she starts sputtering and then clams up, because while she hates democrats, she doesn't want to seem racist or intolerant of other religions, it is super

I don’t know what is worse, that they are charging $450, or that enough people are buying it that it is sold out in every size but 0, 2 and 8.

I got some in a subscription box and half of them were feathers, dream catchers, etc., and the other packs I have seen seem to include similar styles. So it seems to be something about the tattoos? I don't get it, as thesquarerootof said, geometric designs could actually be good, but the dream catchers are terrible

In the first picture I thought it was a black and white striped shirt, and then I realized that no, those are her boobs, it is a shirt with cutouts. I am kind of impressed with the shirt actually, though she should probably avoid necklaces with it since they seem to get caught between the stripes.

We joked about it when we were discussing names, but would never do it because we would be the Buttass Family. I don't think that would work in most online forms, I already have problems because my name ends in ass.

Couldn’t find the exact dress from that site, because I got distracted and noticed they make white lace dresses, with hassle-free returns, that aren’t thousands of dollars. Her dress is what I want for my wedding, just in white (my mother insists), and it looks like I may be able to find what I want from Kiyonna. You

Yes, thank you! My googleing was just not working and it was very frustrating.

My issue with this is that no one is discussing that blue lace dress. I have been trying to figure out where it is from since I saw a picture of it a few days ago, but there is no mention of “who she is wearing” and I want that stupid dress. (If I ever do find out I am sure it will be out of my budget, but I at least