Let me see if I get this straight. You don’t know this guy. He doesn’t know you. Since you’re a fan, whatever hits he ever had you already own. Still you find it terribly hard to stop supporting him even though it helps him continue to rape with impunity. Don’t hide behind words like love, this is about being as…

Another way too old White person to be President, what a surprise.

Word.

The palace actually came out and said something and Kate’s mom (aka Mrs. Bennett from Pride and Prejudice) gave an interview for the first time ever to let everyone know that everything is okay

I wouldn’t want to sleep in the same house with three small children when I was that pregnant either. Woman needs some sleep.

It makes me happy that their wall is decorated with the same mass produced I-got-it-from-Wayfair-for-a-steal clay plate art that my last rental was decorated with.

I was really stoked to say husband because I could finally stop saying fiance which always sounded like a weird humble brag. I wish them a fantastic 2-4 years together and look forward to her post-divorce sexpot rebrand!

I flat-out do not believe that any woman actually misses the act of performing oral sex on a man. Do not believe it.

She was working as a secretary to support her daughter when she got divorced, had no idea what to do with her life, moved to LA to join her brother who was just starting to achieve some success, and made a living as the plain or outright ugly girl in multiple roles - once against Farrah Fawcett - before her wit and…

Honestly Jennifer Lopez secret is probably mostly that shes not white and she hasn’t starved away all her subcutaneous fat. Starvation diets will age you eventually that probably a big part of why J.Lo looks so much better than some of her contemporaries. She has always been fit but never really skinny. 

And also “He would never hurt me” is bullshit. “She wold never hurt me” is bullshit, too, for the record. Given the right circumstances, anyone is capable of doing something unspeakable. 

Ugh.

I’d agree for clothing.  Hand bags on the other hand?  No way. 

She unfortunately takes after her father and unlike Ivanka she hasn’t gotten enough plastic surgery to smudge it out.

Clapback? More like a crapback.

Gosh, so many words to defend anti semitic, anti LGBT and anti women sympathizers!

What bothers me about that statement is that you could apply it word-for-word and it sounds like what any Republican politician would say while wagging a finger and now-now-ing at Trump’s “unprofessional” rhetoric/behavior, as they vote in his favor 99.9% of the time. We know it’s bullshit, you know it’s bullshit.…

3 things can be true:

Well your child is permanently crippled now, but not autistic. Great parenting.

The preferred nomenclature isn’t “anti-vax”, it’s “pro-disease”!